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Phrase Ambiguities

Phrase Ambiguities are interesting things. When used with the right tonality, unerring inflection and just a sprinkle of pausing...can ellicit feelings and desires in the unconscious mind. Some of these are my own invention of prose. I will point them out just because I am quite proud of them (cuz they are funny). I have learned a great deal of how these work from RJ and ASF. In reality, they are just words strung together - when said correctly can hold two different meanings and connotations to the listener - and it is ambiguous - they can take it either way!
Check out Joe Smith's site - he has a more info about this verbal phenomenom. Also please check out : http://www.crosswinds.net/~mirrorname/PhonAmb.html

** Here are some basics to get you started **

What you Say
What is Sounds like
New Direction
"Your thoughts seem to move in a NEW DIRECTION"
Nude Erection
"Your thoughts seem to move in a NUDE ERECTION"
Sleep...With me
"Some things you can do in your SLEEP (pause)...WITH ME it is all the same"
Sleep...With me
"Some things you can do in your SLEEP WITH ME it is all the same"
Your coming
"Your COMING from a much deeper place"
Your cumming
"Your CUMMING from a much deeper place"
Happiness
"Deep inside, HAPPINESS fills you
"
Hap-penis
"Deep inside, HAP-PENIS
fills you
"
Hard on
"I know these thingd are HARD ON you"
Hard-on
"I know these things are
HARD-ON you"
Analytically
"Take it all in ANALYTICALLY"
Anal-ytically
"Take it all in ANAL-YTICALLY"
Below Me
"Those thoughts are
BELOW ME"
Blow Me
"Those thoughts are
BLOW ME"
Your Mind
"You know YOUR MIND"
Your Mine
"You know YOUR MINE"
Close off
"Close of that part of your mind..."
Clothes off
"Clothes off that part of your mind..."
Some of my own invention
Jen, I tell ya
"My friend Jen, I tell ya she has the deepest understanding"
Genitailia
"My friend GENITALIA - she has the deepest understanding"
Pull See
"The long pipe was stuck. I tried to push & PULL. SEE, it was in deep!"
Pussy
"The long pipe was stuck. I tried to push & PUSSY, it was in deep!"
Computer is
"The COMPUTER IS turned on!"
Comp-Uterus
"The COMP-UTERUS turned on!"
Love Juice
"I (pause)
LOVE JUICE!"
Love Juice
"I (pause - sexy inflection
LOVE JUICE!"